genuinely love how the whole gang is like "fuck this guy"
I can keep him too, right? 🥺
country boys wear the tightest pair of blue jeans you’ve ever seen and unbutton their flannel to the nipple like.. who at this rodeo needs to know you’re a slut. the clown?
the other country boys. duh.
[big crashing sound] Did anyone else hear that!? I think God fell from the Kingdom of Heaven! Come on everyone, let's feast on his corpse until something bad happens!
loomer gf
- always looming
- portentious
- only wears black
- "the final hour draws near"
- hiding in the shadows
- "a terrible fate awaits you"
- raspy voice
- tall and grim-faced
- won't let you think straight
- "i have to consult the bones"
*me @ the demon under my bed* scoot over i wanna cuddle
*me @ the shadows in the corner* come. I require hugs.
*me @ the monster in the closet*
Time for a bedtime story
*me @ the ghost that lives in my attic* im comin up there bitch and we’re gonna watch movies and discuss them
*me @ the spooper that chills in my basement* bruh lets replay every goddamn zelda we have non-stop
*me @ the spooky that sits outside my window* do you wanna come in and have tea, it must be cold out there.
*me @ the banshee shrieking in the woods* hey can i yell with you ive had a bad day
*me @ Bloody Mary at 3am in the bathroom* Girls night! Girls night!
kill them with kindness? WRONG! medical malpractice 💉🩸💉🩸💉🩸🩻🫀🩸🫀🩸💉🫀🩸🩻🫀💉🫀💉🫀🩻🩸🩻🫀💉🫀🩸🫀💉🫀🩻💉💉💉💉🩻💉🩻🩸🫀💉🩸🩻💉🩻🩸🫀🩻💉💉💉💉🫀🩻💉🩻🩸🫀🩻💉🫀🩻🫀💉🫀💉🫀🩻🩻🩻🩸🫀💉💉🩻🫀🩸🫀🩻🩻🩻🩻🩸🩻🩻💉🫀🫀🫀
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